A small poem covering the history of the brand...
There once was a girl named Jess
Her life/room/job was a mess
She worked in a bar
And could never get far
From the drunks and the skunks and the stress.
Then, alas, "Enough is ENOUGH!"
She shrieked then stormed out in a huff.
"I cant work here,
I dont even like beer!" [lies].
But was her head full of fluff?.
Of course it was not!
Though her stomach- a knot.
Without hesitation
She told the whole nation
That she was going to sew.
She bought a machine
And is now serene
With her life, her wife [more lies] and vocation.
One day played Beirut
(She thinks he's a beaut)
And on came her favourite track.
'Elephant Gun' is the label
Now she sits at her table
Knowing she'll never go back.
THE END.
...with special thanks to Miss Beardsall (my english teacher at school- clearly doing a grand job) and rhymezone.com
